Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England? A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!
Q. How many birthdays does the average man have? A. 1 - Just one!
Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? A. 12, all of them!
Q. How many outs are there in an inning? A. 6, three per side!
Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? A. No - because he is dead!
Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....)
Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? A. 2, you took them, remember?
Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? A. 9
Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen!