Here are the answers for the weak-minded:

Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....)

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen!

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